Just for fun

*If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic,
different."

*If you grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, yours is a quintessential
American story.

*If your name is Barack, you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

*Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.


*Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

*Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.



*If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first
black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive
that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law
professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with
over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human
Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a
state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the
Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs
committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

*If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council
and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as
the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to
become the country's second-highest-ranking ex ecutive and next in line
behind a man in his eighth decade.

*If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2
beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real
Christian.

*If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and then left your
disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a true
Christian.


*If you teach responsible, age-appropriate sex education, including the
proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

*If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other
option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen
daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

*If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position in a
prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner-city community,
then gave that up to raise a fa mily, your family's values don't represent
America 's.

* If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude," with at least one DWI
conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age
25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska
from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008