Time To Give Up

According to a leading genetics expert human evolution is creeping to a halt. This is as good as it's going to get, genetically speaking. So forget about choosing a mate because he's physically strapping and stop worrying about how your son will look with her nose. It's time to give up and start boinking like rabbits. Perhaps with enough unbridled procreation we can happen upon a few awesome mutations that will kick start human evolution once more. I always thought gills would be kinda cool.

Monday, October 13, 2008