Biden's Debate Prep

For his debate with Sarah Palin tomorrow night Joe Biden should be locked in a room with whatever it is that drives him insane the most. Then he should be coached on how to stay silent. Reaffirming slogans like "What to keep your mouth shut, Joe!" should be running through his head at all times. Whatever it takes to keep him from talking. Going against Sarah Palin, that's all Biden needs to do to win the debate. Opening his mouth is the only way he could lose. Biden does not need to bury Palin. Palin will do that herself. He should be focused on two things: 1) not jumping up and down on her grave and 2) not sticking his foot in his mouth. That's it. Keep quite, Joe.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008