A wonderful new website allows you to pose questions to Sarah Palin and get Palin-quality responses in return. According to the site, "The answers are computer generated based on probabilities calculated from Sarah Palin's actual speech."
To wit:
Palin Answer #1:
That's why I say, I like ever American I'm speaking with were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the tax payers looking to bailout. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy - Helping the - Oh, it's got to be about job creation too. Shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americas. And trade we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive scary thing. But 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.Palin Answer #2:
The economy and putting it back on the side of the solution to the problems on Wall Street, affecting Main Street. And we've got to remember what the bailout does is help those who are spending, investing other people's money, the abuse of that closed door, good old boy network that has shown his foresight, his pragmatism, and his leadership abilities. And that violation of the public trust. And that contract that should be wiped off the bat. When he offered me the position, as his running mate, the first thing I said to him was, if you really think that the people of America are not noticing that we send those out to make sure that this happens.
(Palin Answer #1 is a real answer; #2 is generated)
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This is what I got:
Q: What is the role of the US in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Afghanistan will lead to further security of our nation, especially with homeowners. It's just right over the border. It is obvious to me that confirmation of the United States as being a force for good in the sense of the day are going to do, also, is not asking me or anybody else to check our opinions at the door. He wants that healthy deliberation and debate with it. I believe that Republicans in Washington have got to play an appropriate role in the oversight that has been overwhelming to me that confirmation of the status quo, the politics as usual.
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